Most Devout: 9,797thLargest Mining Sector: 9,980thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,300th
The Former Dictatorship of
Democratic Socialists
Stop
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Immenstrania

Population5.01 billion

CapitalAbsolvm
LeaderSao

CurrencyJacques
Animalgreen tailed gorilla

The Former Dictatorship of Immenstrania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sao with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.01 billion Immenstranians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Absolvm. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Immenstranian economy, worth 548 trillion Jacqueses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,566 Jacqueses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Immenstrania's national animal is the green tailed gorilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Immenstrania is ranked 147,140th in the world and 1,111th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 175.1278740292 days.

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Most Devout: 9,797thLargest Mining Sector: 9,980thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,300thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,879thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,183rdLowest Crime Rates: 17,516thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,608thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,484thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,385thSafest: 23,059thMost Developed: 23,167thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,772ndLargest Governments: 27,151st
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 48th in the regionMost Devout: 52nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 59th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 70th in the regionNudest: 100th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Immenstrania, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Immenstrania, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Following new legislation in Immenstrania, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in Immenstrania, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Immenstrania, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis.
  • : Following new legislation in Immenstrania, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures.
  • : Following new legislation in Immenstrania, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Immenstrania, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in Immenstrania, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Immenstrania, cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton.

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