Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th Most Devout: 7th
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Civil Rights
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Illumitrol

Population13.412 billion

CapitalSt Petersburg
Leader😈😈
Faith🔥🔥🔥

Currency🍋🍋🍋
Animal👻👻

The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of Illumitrol is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by 😈😈 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory vegetarianism, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.412 billion Sheeple are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheeple economy, worth a remarkable 6,618 trillion 🍋🍋🍋s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 493,477 🍋🍋🍋s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Illumitrol after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illumitrol's national animal is the 👻👻, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 🔥🔥🔥.

Illumitrol is ranked 160,822nd in the world and 912th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 40.79 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Devout: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22ndLargest Black Market: 37thHighest Poor Incomes: 40thMost Corrupt Governments: 44thMost Primitive: 163rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 241stHighest Average Incomes: 245thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 247thLargest Governments: 253rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 259thMost Avoided: 418thLowest Crime Rates: 583rdMost Subsidized Industry: 800thHighest Economic Output: 880thFattest Citizens: 880thMost Advanced Public Transport: 991stMost Efficient Economies: 1,197thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,631stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 1,780thMost Conservative: 4,059thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,727thMost Extreme: 6,052ndMost Stationary: 8,009thTop
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Most Income Equality: 10,547thMost Influential: 11,579thLargest Populations: 13,609th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Income Equality: 31st in the regionMost Stationary: 44th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 48th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Illumitrol after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, Illumitrol's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Illumitrol was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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