The District of Igliano is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.847 billion Iglianoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Iglianoan economy, worth 549 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 55,759 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 359,373 per year while the poor average 3,495, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Igliano's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Igliano is ranked 286,492^nd in the world and 5^th in Montevideo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.46 law-abiding acts per hour.