Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,846thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,420thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,967th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
Men must bow to the true superior beings - women.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ich Hasse Faschisten

Population12.2 billion

Currencyslave
Animalmen

The Dictatorship of Ich Hasse Faschisten is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.2 billion Ich Hasse Faschistenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ich Hasse Faschistenian economy, worth 923 trillion slaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 75,665 slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, glamping Ich Hasse Faschistenians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ich Hasse Faschisten's national animal is the men, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ich Hasse Faschisten is ranked 45,860th in the world and 7th in Cringe and Poggers for Highest Poor Incomes, with 44,326.56 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,846thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 16,420thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,967thHighest Economic Output: 24,168thMost Secular: 25,875th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the region

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