Population | 11.115 billion |
Capital | Iceberg |
Leader | President Vanilla Ice |
Faith | the Church of Ice |
Currency | Ice Cube |
Animal | Iceman |
The Frigid Republic of Ice is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Vanilla Ice with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.115 billion Iceans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iceberg. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Icean economy, worth a remarkable 2,564 trillion Ice Cubes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,692 Ice Cubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ice's national animal is the Iceman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Ice.
Ice is ranked 92,724th in the world and 17th in The Card Mine for Most Stationary, with 495.82098128548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ice, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
- : Following new legislation in Ice, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
- : Following new legislation in Ice, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.
- : Following new legislation in Ice, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
- : Ice was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Ice, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
- : Ice was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Ice was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Ice, the tightness of border controls in Ice leave a little to be desired.
- : Ice was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".