The Purple of I love purple is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Purple with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.988 billion I love purpleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Purple land. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient I love purplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,524 trillion Purples a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 254,576 Purples, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, I love purple successfully hosted the Nerdlandia Olympics, nobody likes bad boys any more, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I love purple's national animal is the Purple, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

I love purple is ranked 17,617^th in the world and 122^nd in Nerdlandia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.74 law-abiding acts per hour.