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I am Jacks Complete Lack Of Surprise

Population12.781 billion

CurrencyFight Club Credit
AnimalSpace Monkey

The Smile of I am Jacks Complete Lack Of Surprise is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.781 billion I am Jacks Complete Lack Of Surpriseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.

The thriving I am Jacks Complete Lack Of Surprisean economy, worth 502 trillion Fight Club Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 39,330 Fight Club Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 111,021 per year while the poor average 11,153, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, bicyclists are banned from major roads, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. I am Jacks Complete Lack Of Surprise's national animal is the Space Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I am Jacks Complete Lack Of Surprise is ranked 170,120th in the world and 57th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring zero on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,430thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,603rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,150thLargest Populations: 24,989th
Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the region

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