Nudest: 5,935thMost Secular: 9,110thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,458th
The Jones Falls Expressway of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Fatti maschi, parole femmine
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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I 83

Population10.871 billion

CapitalBaltimore
LeaderEisenhower
FaithConstructionist

Currencytoll
AnimalPhoenix

The Jones Falls Expressway of I 83 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eisenhower with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.871 billion Highwaymen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baltimore. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Roadworthy economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion tolls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,781 tolls, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, there's no such thing as a safe bet, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I 83's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Constructionist.

I 83 is ranked 160,366th in the world and 3,229th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 124.903565895 days.

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Nudest: 5,935thMost Secular: 9,110thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,458thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,521stTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,381stMost Authoritarian: 17,698thLargest Retail Industry: 18,818thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,221stMost Conservative: 24,961stHighest Economic Output: 27,475th
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Nudest: 247th in the regionMost Secular: 481st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 540th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 646th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 727th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 843rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 859th in the regionMost Conservative: 961st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : I 83 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : I 83's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : I 83's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : I 83's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : I 83's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : I 83 was refounded in Balder.
  • : I 83 ceased to exist in Maryland.
  • : I 83's influence in Maryland rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : I 83's influence in Maryland fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : I 83's influence in Maryland rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".

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