Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,297thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,443rdLargest Black Market: 10,275th
The Construction Never Ends of
Moralistic Democracy
Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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I 69

Population11.005 billion

CapitalFlint
LeaderEisenhower
FaithConstructionist

Currencytoll
AnimalPacer

The Construction Never Ends of I 69 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eisenhower with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.005 billion Highwaymen are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flint. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roadworthy economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion tolls a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,419 tolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, diplomatic cables about Eisenhower have suddenly been very flattering, and gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I 69's national animal is the Pacer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Constructionist.

I 69 is ranked 160,350th in the world and 3,382nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 124.91067005712 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,297thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,443rdLargest Black Market: 10,275thMost Armed: 12,129thTop
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Most Avoided: 15,037thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,928thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,831stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,468thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,153rdMost Conservative: 21,733rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 24,180thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,964thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,326thHighest Economic Output: 26,109thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,605th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 487th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 564th in the regionMost Avoided: 642nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 711th in the regionMost Armed: 805th in the regionMost Conservative: 839th in the regionLargest Black Market: 950th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : I 69 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : I 69 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : I 69's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : I 69's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : I 69's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : I 69's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : I 69 was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : I 69 ceased to exist in Michigan.
  • : I 69's influence in Michigan rose from "Instigator" to "Enforcer".
  • : I 69 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Most Avoided.

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