The Dictatorial Monarchy of Hypocrisia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Immortal King Jack Trannus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.929 billion Hypocrites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of June 24th City. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hypocrisians economy, worth 438 trillion Jackoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,733 Jackoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hypocrisia's national animal is the Leeches, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Parasitism.

Hypocrisia is ranked 15,889^th in the world and 8^th in THE SUPER POWERS for Most Developed, scoring 88.03 on the Human Development Index.