Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 165thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 200thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 229th
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Hyper-America

Population23.782 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderPresident Robert Jones
FaithChristianity

Currencydollar
Animalbald eagle

The United States of Hyper-America is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Robert Jones with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.782 billion Hyper-Americans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hyper-American economy, worth a remarkable 7,824 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 329,008 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,589,486 per year while the poor average 10,366, a ratio of 249 to 1.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hyper-America's national animal is the bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hyper-America is ranked 2,307th in the world and 1st in TRUE AMERICANS for Most Stationary, with 3,959.70579912 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 165thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 200thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 229thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 245thLargest Insurance Industry: 292ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 377thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 430thFattest Citizens: 432ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 521stMost Avoided: 617thLargest Gambling Industry: 625thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 639thMost Devout: 774thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 871stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,040thLargest Mining Sector: 1,171stMost Armed: 1,263rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,320thHighest Economic Output: 1,466thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,653rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,013thHighest Average Incomes: 2,144thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,155thMost Stationary: 2,307thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,642ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,690thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,347thLargest Retail Industry: 4,377thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,724thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,299thRudest Citizens: 6,116thMost Influential: 9,985thLargest Populations: 10,028thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 20,283rdMost Conservative: 24,429thLargest Black Market: 26,016thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28,981st

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  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 5% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Hyper-America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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