The Half-Baked Principality of Hustlertwo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hrafn with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.392 billion Hustlertwoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sostine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hustlertwoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,149 trillion chimpas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 290,728 chimpas, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

It's always rabbit season, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and billions of chimpas are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hustlertwo's national animal is the platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hustlertwo is ranked 15,787^th in the world and 1^st in Anti Discord Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.43 law-abiding acts per hour.