Population | 7.542 billion |
Capital | Hacoa |
Leader | President Hakam |
Faith | Abrahamic |
Currency | Bronus |
Animal | White Owl |
The United Republic of Hussony is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Hakam with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.542 billion Hussonyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hacoa. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hussonyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion Bronuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,758 Bronuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Hussonyians have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration, a TV celebrity dominates the nation's newest democratic political party, retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted, and doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hussony's national animal is the White Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Abrahamic.
Hussony is ranked 114,104th in the world and 276th in United Kingdom for Most Income Equality, scoring 33.67 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Hussony, doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die.
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Hussony was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
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Hussony was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
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Hussony was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in
Hussony, retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted.
- : Following new legislation in
Hussony, a TV celebrity dominates the nation's newest democratic political party.
- : Following new legislation in
Hussony, Hussonyians have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration.
- : Following new legislation in
Hussony, investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended.
- : Following new legislation in
Hussony, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
- : Following new legislation in
Hussony, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.
World Assembly
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