Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow
Population | 13.475 billion |
Capital | Tanddaearol Gaer |
Leader | Thomas Morgan |
Faith | Perennial Philosophy |
Currency | Platinum Unit |
Animal | Urobori |
The Dictatorship of Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Thomas Morgan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.475 billion Blazgowans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tanddaearol Gaer. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Blazgowan economy, worth a remarkable 2,055 trillion Platinum Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,544 Platinum Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every workday begins with group therapy, government expenses are beyond compare, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow's national animal is the Urobori, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Perennial Philosophy.
Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow is ranked 130,723rd in the world and 2nd in Oketoh for Most Stationary, with 251.83538049192 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow's influence in Oketoh rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow's influence in Oketoh rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow's influence in Oketoh rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Following new legislation in Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
- : Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
World Assembly
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