Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,936thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,966thMost Secular: 5,474th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Socialists
Araf deg mae mynd ymhell
Thomas Morgan
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow

Population13.475 billion

CapitalTanddaearol Gaer
LeaderThomas Morgan
FaithPerennial Philosophy

CurrencyPlatinum Unit
AnimalUrobori

The Dictatorship of Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Thomas Morgan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.475 billion Blazgowans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tanddaearol Gaer. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blazgowan economy, worth a remarkable 2,055 trillion Platinum Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,544 Platinum Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, government expenses are beyond compare, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow's national animal is the Urobori, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Perennial Philosophy.

Humanitarian Protectorate of Blazgow is ranked 130,723rd in the world and 2nd in Oketoh for Most Stationary, with 251.83538049192 days.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,936thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,966thMost Secular: 5,474thMost Developed: 5,496thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,581stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,741stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,000thSmartest Citizens: 7,087thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,399thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,597thMost Cultured: 10,384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,738thLargest Governments: 10,896thHighest Economic Output: 11,920thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,979thBest Weather: 12,722ndHighest Food Quality: 13,524thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,603rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,146thLowest Crime Rates: 15,989thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,075thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,986thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,888thMost Inclusive: 21,099thHighest Average Incomes: 21,322ndLargest Black Market: 23,086thLargest Retail Industry: 23,524thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,600thNicest Citizens: 24,056thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,746thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,553rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 27,315thMost Income Equality: 28,805thLargest Welfare Programs: 29,560th

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