Highest Crime Rates: 335thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 443rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 513th
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Population10.243 billion

Currencytiny little dog treat
AnimalTrailer Dog

The Aaaaaaargh of Hrrrrrrrg is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.243 billion Hrrrrrrrgians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrrrrrrrgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,049 trillion tiny little dog treats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 200,116 tiny little dog treats, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, Leader panders to nontraditional families, and all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hrrrrrrrg's national animal is the Trailer Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hrrrrrrrg is ranked 6,364th in the world and 10th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 527,772 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Crime Rates: 335thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 443rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 513thRudest Citizens: 534thMost Armed: 556thFattest Citizens: 603rdMost Avoided: 711thMost Rebellious Youth: 798thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,127thHighest Drug Use: 1,175thLargest Retail Industry: 1,337thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,596thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,747thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,791stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,998thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,077thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,109thTop
Most Inclusive: 3,996thNicest Citizens: 4,262ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,424thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,350thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,364thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,536thMost Cultured: 6,616thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,940thHighest Average Incomes: 7,331stHighest Economic Output: 9,236thNudest: 9,659thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,006thMost Stationary: 13,100thHighest Food Quality: 13,580thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,698thMost Efficient Economies: 19,888thMost Influential: 19,998thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,496thMost Politically Free: 21,022ndMost Extreme: 23,186thMost Pro-Market: 25,477thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,153rd
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the region

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