The Nubian Princess of Houthaa Mis is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.605 billion Houthaa Misians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.1%.

The all-consuming Houthaa Misian economy, worth 596 trillion deniers a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Cheese Exports, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,285 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, former planespotters are dusting off long-abandoned anoraks, contestants on Houthaa Mis's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Houthaa Mis's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Houthaa Mis is ranked 289,089^th in the world and 4^th in Asexuality for Lowest Crime Rates, with 33.94 law-abiding acts per hour.