The United Kingdom of Hoshido and Nohr is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hinoka with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.44 billion Hoshidans and Nohrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gyges. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hoshidan and Nohrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,671 trillion bars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,027 bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, royal babies are so on-point right now, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and Hoshidan and Nohrian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Hinoka. Crime is totally unknown. Hoshido and Nohr's national animal is the silent dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shinsoryū.

Hoshido and Nohr is ranked 197^th in the world and 1^st in The Chocolate Lemons for Lowest Crime Rates, with 125.74 law-abiding acts per hour.