The Dictatorship of Horsemania Republic is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Gabriel Fertchetzwel with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 776 million Horsemanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duquerke. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Horsemania Republician economy, worth 110 trillion Horsemanian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 142,667 Horsemanian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 723,066 per year while the poor average 15,615, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, the country is littered with broken homes, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Horsemania Republic's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Horsemania Republic is ranked 4,403^rd in the world and 68^th in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 19,257.17 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.