Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,527thLargest Mining Sector: 13,267thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,856th
The Diseased Feculence of
Father Knows Best State
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Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Hopital

Population8.923 billion

CurrencyDonation
AnimalVulture

The Diseased Feculence of Hopital is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.923 billion Hopitalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 57.2%.

The very strong Hopitalian economy, worth 554 trillion Donations a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,128 Donations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, and government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hopital's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hopital is ranked 156,918th in the world and 3,312th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 136.0244268332 days.

Top
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,527thLargest Mining Sector: 13,267thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,856thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 16,461stMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,302ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,500thLargest Retail Industry: 24,174thLargest Black Market: 26,524th
Top
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 530th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 802nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 857th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 875th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 942nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 963rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hopital was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Hopital's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Hopital was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Hopital was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Hopital was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Hopital's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Hopital was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Hopital's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Hopital's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Hopital was refounded in Lazarus.

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