Population | 16.648 billion |
Capital | New York |
Leader | King Kong |
Faith | Empirism |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Cat |
The Grab and Go Empire of Honk Kong Donkey Kong is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Kong with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.648 billion Honk Kong Donkey Kongians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Honk Kong Donkey Kongian economy, worth a remarkable 3,287 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,483 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 627,133 per year while the poor average 47,378, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.
New York is a police state during international summits, HKDK-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, King Kong's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Honk Kong Donkey Kong's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Empirism.
Honk Kong Donkey Kong is ranked 8,260th in the world and 160th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,603.001979911 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Honk Kong Donkey Kong, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in Honk Kong Donkey Kong, King Kong's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in Honk Kong Donkey Kong, HKDK-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Following new legislation in Honk Kong Donkey Kong, New York is a police state during international summits.
- : Following new legislation in Honk Kong Donkey Kong, King Kong's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Honk Kong Donkey Kong, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Honk Kong Donkey Kong, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Honk Kong Donkey Kong, politicians tack on a service charge for assisting with casework.
- : Following new legislation in Honk Kong Donkey Kong, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
- : Following new legislation in Honk Kong Donkey Kong, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.