The Holy Empire of Honister Crag is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.195 billion Honister Cragians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laketown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong Honister Cragian economy, worth 429 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 52,400 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,981 per year while the poor average 9,198, a ratio of 22.2 to 1.

Legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel, and the Laketown Film Festival recently voted 'Honister Cragian Getting Hit By Football' as best film. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Honister Crag's national animal is the unicorn.

Honister Crag is ranked 260,762^nd in the world and 3^rd in Artishian Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 45.47 law-abiding acts per hour.