Population | 4.256 billion |
Capital | Novobirsk |
Leader | Lebron james |
Faith | Lebrons the goat |
Currency | Saganianispolian Dollar |
Animal | gorilla |
The State of Holy Saganianispoli is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lebron james with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.256 billion Holy Saganianispolians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novobirsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Holy Saganianispolian economy, worth 952 trillion Saganianispolian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,826 Saganianispolian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government invades its allies more than its enemies, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, the gorilla stadiums are open 24/7, and a stitch in time could see you serving nine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Saganianispoli's national animal is the gorilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lebrons the goat.
Holy Saganianispoli is ranked 263,058th in the world and 8,742nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 13.65628987108 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Holy Saganianispoli's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Holy Saganianispoli was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Holy Saganianispoli's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Holy Saganianispoli was refounded in Balder.
- : Holy Saganianispoli ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Holy Saganianispoli's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Holy Saganianispoli's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Holy Saganianispoli relocated from Balder to Lazarus.
- : Holy Saganianispoli lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
- : Holy Saganianispoli changed its national faith to "Lebrons the goat".