The Ecclesiocracy of Holy Oranz is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by High Priestess Kanon with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.386 billion Oranzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akhet. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oranzian economy, worth a remarkable 4,416 trillion haels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 425,205 haels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is illegal, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Oranz's national animal is the Royal Crested Sea Mesc, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sheutism.

Holy Oranz is ranked 239,672^nd in the world and 9,636^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.95 Obesity Rate.