Population | 11.476 billion |
Capital | Loli city |
Leader | Lolicon taichou |
Faith | Haruhism-Yatoism |
Currency | lolicoin |
Animal | lolisaurs |
The Kingdom of Holy Loliland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lolicon taichou with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.476 billion Lolicons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loli city. The average income tax rate is 47.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Lolilandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,216 trillion lolicoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,184 lolicoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, and people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Loliland's national animal is the lolisaurs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Haruhism-Yatoism.
Holy Loliland is ranked 267,455th in the world and 66th in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Most Stationary, with 12.20354774528 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Holy Loliland's influence in Anime Nations Against Liberals rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in Holy Loliland, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Loliland, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
- : Holy Loliland's influence in Anime Nations Against Liberals rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in Holy Loliland, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
- : Holy Loliland's influence in Anime Nations Against Liberals rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Holy Loliland's influence in Anime Nations Against Liberals rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Holy Loliland, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Holy Loliland, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)".
- : Following new legislation in Holy Loliland, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco.