Largest Retail Industry: 75thRudest Citizens: 377thHighest Crime Rates: 838th
The Constitutional Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Fire and blood.
Daenerys Targaryen
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Hollabackatcha

Population27.71 billion

CapitalMereen
LeaderDaenerys Targaryen
FaithFaith of the Seven

CurrencyStirling
AnimalDrogon

The Constitutional Republic of Hollabackatcha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Daenerys Targaryen with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.71 billion Hollabackatchians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mereen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hollabackatchan economy, worth a remarkable 4,652 trillion Stirlings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 167,899 Stirlings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 980,144 per year while the poor average 13,532, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hollabackatcha's national animal is the Drogon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith of the Seven.

Hollabackatcha is ranked 28,874th in the world and 62nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,567.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Retail Industry: 75thRudest Citizens: 377thHighest Crime Rates: 838thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,058thMost Avoided: 1,081stFattest Citizens: 1,189thMost Armed: 1,402ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,875thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,176thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,849thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,039thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,577thMost Efficient Economies: 3,665thLargest Populations: 3,862ndLargest Black Market: 4,255thMost Patriotic: 4,431stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,010thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,464thHighest Average Incomes: 11,518thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 18,748thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,016thMost Secular: 19,716thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,576thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,194thMost Pro-Market: 24,321stSmartest Citizens: 24,568thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,524th
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, Hollabackatchan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, belief that Daenerys Targaryen is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, they say that Hollabackatchians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it.
  • : Following new legislation in Hollabackatcha, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.

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