The Constitutional Republic of Hollabackatcha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Daenerys Targaryen with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.71 billion Hollabackatchians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mereen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hollabackatchan economy, worth a remarkable 4,652 trillion Stirlings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 167,899 Stirlings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 980,144 per year while the poor average 13,532, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hollabackatcha's national animal is the Drogon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith of the Seven.

Hollabackatcha is ranked 28,874^th in the world and 62^nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,567.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.