Population | 5.617 billion |
Currency | Luncheon |
Animal | Fairies |
The Holy Empire of Holiest lands of lubricanish is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.617 billion Holiest lands of lubricanishians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Holiest lands of lubricanishian economy, worth a remarkable 2,002 trillion Luncheons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 356,576 Luncheons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holiest lands of lubricanish's national animal is the Fairies, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Holiest lands of lubricanish is ranked 45,682nd in the world and 26th in Lonely Nations for Most Stationary, with 956.5006378392 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Holiest lands of lubricanish, official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis.
- : Following new legislation in Holiest lands of lubricanish, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
- : Following new legislation in Holiest lands of lubricanish, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
- : Following new legislation in Holiest lands of lubricanish, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
- : Following new legislation in Holiest lands of lubricanish, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
- : Holiest lands of lubricanish was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Holiest lands of lubricanish, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Holiest lands of lubricanish, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
- : Following new legislation in Holiest lands of lubricanish, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
- : Following new legislation in Holiest lands of lubricanish, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.