Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,271stMost Secular: 2,537thMost Influential: 3,144th
The Militarist Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Fortitudo et virtus
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.038 billion

LeaderKing Albert II


The Militarist Kingdom of Hoile is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Albert II with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.038 billion Hoilists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starstead. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hoilean economy, worth 126 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,721 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Hoile's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoile's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hoile is ranked 101,616th in the world and 2,678th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,544.16 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,271stMost Secular: 2,537thTop
Most Influential: 3,144thSafest: 6,349thBest Weather: 6,821stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,237thMost Pacifist: 7,481stHealthiest Citizens: 8,978thNicest Citizens: 9,464thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,586thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,973rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,211thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,401stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,972ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,999thMost Inclusive: 11,065thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,108thMost Developed: 11,558thHighest Food Quality: 12,109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,052ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,334thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,183rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,300thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,813thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,837thLargest Governments: 16,675thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,696thSmartest Citizens: 17,021stLargest Welfare Programs: 18,532ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,538thMost Efficient Economies: 20,883rdMost Patriotic: 23,347thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,583rdMost Cultured: 24,164thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,673rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,796thHighest Average Incomes: 25,439th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Secular: 49th in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 133rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 135th in the regionSafest: 152nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Pacifist: 179th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 180th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 200th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 200th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 203rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 206th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 211th in the regionMost Developed: 223rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 224th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 225th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 249th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 258th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 263rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 263rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 264th in the regionLargest Governments: 281st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 289th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 300th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 314th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 334th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 355th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 401st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 402nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 442nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 444th in the regionMost Cultured: 453rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 457th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 511th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, refugees from other nations are flocking to Hoile's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, royal babies are so on-point right now.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, Information Technology facilities are being turned into Wolf habitats.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.


World Assembly

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