The Mine Hunter of HNoMS Maloy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Vonimof with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 17.657 billion HNoMS Maloyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong HNoMS Maloyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 83,948 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, HNoMS Maloy is renowned for its lax gun laws, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HNoMS Maloy's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Den Norske Kirke.

HNoMS Maloy is ranked 2,404^th in the world and 1^st in Kyorgia puppet storage for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.18 law-abiding acts per hour.