Most Primitive: 185thMost Ignorant Citizens: 338thMost Devout: 739th
The Glorious Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Leader's Word, Our Law
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
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Hirmuvaltaa

Population1.868 billion

Capitallle Gwaethaf
LeaderDúcái Zhě
FaithOppressionism

Currencyraha
Animalskunk

The Glorious Dictatorship of Hirmuvaltaa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dúcái Zhě with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.868 billion Hirmuvaltaans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of lle Gwaethaf. The average income tax rate is 53.7%.

The strong Hirmuvaltaan economy, worth 254 trillion rahas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,173 rahas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, and real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Hirmuvaltaa's national animal is the skunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Oppressionism.

Hirmuvaltaa is ranked 116,434th in the world and 521st in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 135.845920003 days.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 185thMost Ignorant Citizens: 338thMost Devout: 739thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,783rdMost Avoided: 1,960thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,434thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,443rdMost Patriotic: 2,563rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,589thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,084thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,174thLargest Mining Sector: 3,191stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,384thMost Conservative: 3,591stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,534thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,581stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,460thLargest Black Market: 7,179thMost Authoritarian: 7,521stMost Influential: 9,644thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 19,410thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,169thLowest Crime Rates: 24,362ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,828th
Top
1%
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
5%
Most Conservative: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Patriotic: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 93rd in the regionMost Extreme: 123rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 129th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hirmuvaltaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hirmuvaltaa, real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens.
  • : Hirmuvaltaa was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Hirmuvaltaa, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • : Following new legislation in Hirmuvaltaa, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow.
  • : Following new legislation in Hirmuvaltaa, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
  • : Following new legislation in Hirmuvaltaa, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hirmuvaltaa, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Hirmuvaltaa, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Hirmuvaltaa endorsed The Federation of CPRF1.

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