The Glorious Dictatorship of Hirmuvaltaa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dúcái Zhě with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.868 billion Hirmuvaltaans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of lle Gwaethaf. The average income tax rate is 53.7%.

The strong Hirmuvaltaan economy, worth 254 trillion rahas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,173 rahas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, and real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Hirmuvaltaa's national animal is the skunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Oppressionism.

Hirmuvaltaa is ranked 116,434^th in the world and 521^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 135.845920003 days.