Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,644thMost Influential: 4,596thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,840th
The Theocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population401 million

CapitalThat one nuclear silo

CurrencyMy life be like
AnimalUr mom

The Theocracy of HiJakeItsMeTheo is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 401 million HiJakeItsMeTheoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of That one nuclear silo. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The powerhouse HiJakeItsMeTheoan economy, worth 39.3 trillion My life be likes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 97,974 My life be likes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

All the world's a stage for HiJakeItsMeTheoan political theatrics, Leader has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances, a stitch in time could see you serving nine, and millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. HiJakeItsMeTheo's national animal is the Ur mom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HiJakeItsMeTheo is ranked 174,338th in the world and 6,875th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.2 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,644thTop
Most Influential: 4,596thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,840thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,525thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,024thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,826thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,842ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,129thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,516th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 312th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 314th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 465th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 681st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 873rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 881st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 138 » Jakit, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, North Bratislava, Votak Matim, Koda-Land, Imperial Pieserged, Francois Isidore, Climeria, Cajland, Shibutani, Ethnon, Bankowiata, Corfad, Orado, The Rhein States, Hamerica, Yokciq Empire, Bharathvarsh, Hardscrabble, Illusia and Neverendia, Siwale, Lulubellia, Ellbonnia, Dangine, Aerilia, Svenskskit, Cretox State, Former English Colony, Guer Aike, The Tampa Bay Rays, Steampunk Ariel, Aryan Homeland, Omnistria, Kranostav, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Randomcountryland, Batatoland Empire, McMasterdonia, Loutsland, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Dreadton, Landfinia, Dar es Saalam, Tringapore, Zemnaya Svoboda, Valentine Z, Wineclaw, Communist Lukania, Notyoutopia, and 88 others.Great Bights Mum, Mon Island, Wilkshire, Xagill, Yaorozu, Selfgradatude, Xyrron, Empy, Figyjharli, Pasargad, Xentherida, Interdimensional Zone, New Lakemba, Defense For The World Assembly, Territorio di Nessuno, El Fiji Grande, Tyirza, Korean-Joseon, Zzozona, Perikuresu, Sikol, Kragsgale, Katuda, Clan Spaniel, Tsandonown, Siforpeo, Pallaith, Wapistan, Yellops, Planes, Travislavania, Seanat, Sunto, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Duryanistan, Libvillia, Expere Fiyans, Alice Gardens, Novo cruzeiro, Super Girl, The Pantheons, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Runeda, Merconitonitopia, Fraystonia, Simone Republic, Kastonvia, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, Nodnarb, Sopernia, Mitropola, East Akra, Bearical, Venicea, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Gondwanaia, Que Lukustinardon, WeKnow, Nova Arcania, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, Blyskalia, His Enduring Majesty, The Calabash Protectorate, ROM, Vesteysia, SAntAnAcA, Solcius, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, Nimarya, Chips and Guac, New Celoveniortan, Pazair, Praeceps, TyGerria, Palgo, Cereskia, Dabarastan, and AmManies.

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