Most World Assembly Endorsements: 925thMost Influential: 1,971stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,172nd
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High Albania

Population944 million

CapitalNew Tirana

Animaldouble-headed eagle

The Red and Black League of High Albania is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Skanderbeg with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 944 million High Albanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient High Albanian economy, worth 95.6 trillion leks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,310 leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. High Albania's national animal is the double-headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

High Albania is ranked 223,284th in the world and 8,922nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 925thMost Influential: 1,971stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,172ndTop
Safest: 4,756thMost Pacifist: 5,048thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,088thNicest Citizens: 5,274thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,481stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,443rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,457thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,510thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,834thMost Inclusive: 9,152ndBest Weather: 10,037thMost Cultured: 11,128thHealthiest Citizens: 11,159thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,418thMost Developed: 11,644thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,894thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,239thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,082ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,217thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,844thSmartest Citizens: 16,268thHighest Drug Use: 16,662ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,150thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,274thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,249thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,004thLargest Governments: 21,537thLowest Crime Rates: 22,446th
Least Corrupt Governments: 121st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 213th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 245th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 251st in the regionSafest: 266th in the regionMost Pacifist: 292nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 307th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 316th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 328th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 386th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 544th in the regionMost Cultured: 566th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 573rd in the regionBest Weather: 590th in the regionNudest: 606th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 612th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 666th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 667th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 688th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 689th in the regionMost Developed: 689th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 696th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 728th in the regionMost Influential: 756th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 763rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 853rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 861st in the regionRudest Citizens: 879th in the regionMost Politically Free: 886th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 911th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 913th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 930th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 950th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : High Albania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, copyright laws have been abolished.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 203 » Lulubellia, Former English Colony, Cretox State, The Tampa Bay Rays, Koda-Land, Aerilia, 1 very fast endotarter, Bankowiata, Svenskskit, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethnon, Orado, Kragsgale, Climeria, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Pytong, Slyakanya, Guer Aike, Odelinor, North Bratislava, The Iron Lions, Havonosa, Simone Republic, United Kahndaq, Hamerica, Star Kingdom, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Zzozona, The Endless Eventide, Valentine Z, Blyskalia, Shibutani, Hardscrabble, Interdimensional Zone, Republica Guilleana, Territorio di Nessuno, East Akra, Godwanna, Siwale, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Empy, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, New Lakemba, and 153 others.The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Galbadiana, Votak Matim, Loutsland, Kranostav, Yellops, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, Bharathvarsh, Libertania Democratica, Selfgradatude, Strongwill, His Enduring Majesty, Nodnarb, The Serdey Islands, Joodey, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Sevinland, Wisconsota, Wineclaw, Newpromisedland, Seijitsu, Aeolist, Sikol, Yokciq Empire, Port Naga, Xagill, Holy Oranz, Ravendi, Pallaith, Xentherida, Heilhum Imperius, Que Lukustinardon, Sil Dorsett, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, Wilkshire, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, Imperial Pieserged, Darkmondoria, Madjack, Draconian Progression, Pasargad, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, McMasterdonia, Xipher, Testnation223, Crusadam, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Venicea, Valgarda, Solidair, Vesteysia, Ellbonnia, Clan Spaniel, Folenz, Solcius, Beasluxia, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Nordic-British Union, Figyjharli, Dangine, Maott, Wapistan, PotatoFarmers, WeKnow, DIMAnism, The Ultimate Republic, Muqatil, Siforpeo, Kromi, Servilis, Aryan Homeland, Ardenstania, Shotokonia, Ice and Tinian, Tyirza, Xyrron, Super Girl, Alorca, San Felipe, AmManies, Northern Roman Republic, Rinadia, TyGerria, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, New Celoveniortan, Cajland, Innocentic, ForestMythal, Defense For The World Assembly, Tsandonown, Korean-Joseon, Seanat, Britle, Capablanca, Atlunartemis, Libvillia, Katuda, Greater Ale Permars, Gafflebag, Ariele, Fraystonia, Merconitonitopia, Kastonvia, Apollo Park, Andanavia, Nikhilesh23, Sopernia, Nova Arcania, Enomeni Ipeiros, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Logovets, Unshleepd, Confederacy of North America, Jaxikistan, Card Kingdom, Nation1812, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Sahriastan, The Calabash Protectorate, Beta Cyndriel, The Blazeland Administration, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Tibus Heth, ROM, Nimarya, Pazair, Praeceps, Malta Comino Gozo, Zapiron, United Capitalist Provinces, Maiorem Americana, Paradeavenlisian States, Palgo, Ravensblast, and Dabarastan.

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