Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,315thMost Influential: 3,895thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,855th
The Crown Princedom of
Corporate Bordello
Ať žije náš Princ - Long live our Prince
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population669 million

CapitalNový Reichenau

CurrencyHessinian Korunas
AnimalCrowned Eagle

The Crown Princedom of Hessinau is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 669 million Hessinats are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nový Reichenau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hessinian economy, worth 79.2 trillion Hessinian Korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 118,431 Hessinian Korunas, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hessinau's national animal is the Crowned Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hessinau is ranked 3,895th in the world and 286th in Europe for Most Influential, scoring 25,964 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,315thTop
Most Influential: 3,895thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,855thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,901stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,902ndRudest Citizens: 10,089thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,460thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,078thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,587thLargest Retail Industry: 15,767thMost Cultured: 15,988thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,024thHighest Food Quality: 17,986thMost Developed: 22,309thSmartest Citizens: 23,367thMost Efficient Economies: 24,947thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,281st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 47th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 71st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 81st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hessinau was endorsed by The United Cantons of Valtrona.
  • : Hessinau was endorsed by The Free Land of Zipser.
  • : Hessinau was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hessinau, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Hessinau, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Hessinau, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs.
  • : Following new legislation in Hessinau, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Hessinau, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Hessinau of supplying extremist groups.
  • : Hessinau voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : Hessinau endorsed The Confederated Corporations of Balante.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 154 » Elisabethshagen, Eppur, Rary, Berlin and Hanover, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Meropis, St Scarlett, Eco-Paris Reformation, Invernessia, Walfo, Prussian-Brandenburg, Imperium Anglorum, Regnum Italiae, Yahlia, North of Americas, GanymedEuropa, The Champions League, Irminsulia, Northern German Federation, Thracia Republic, An Clar, Someseni, Kanokla, Wiener-Neustadt, Jim the Baptist, Dabarastan, Marvingia, Heplon, LuckRich, Ostermarch, Konewa, Turkenia, Gorzi, New Eestiball, Agausia, Bathera, Qroma, Galway-Dublin, Arsenial, Thracia and Crimea, Gliesetonia, Wombelland, Noristoniaka, The States of Texas and Arkansas, The New Nordic Union, BasarabiaPamantRomanesc, Nardin, Ourrolious, Apabeossie, Chronus, and 104 others.The New Palaces, Burvenchkaht, Scutarie, Kardjali, Maalat, Dauershire, United States of Russia1, Dark Matter, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Hastren, Savinecross, Carignanum, Ausvelt, Super Happy Land, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Grodisze, Corsoaua, Maritzal, Christian Terra, Zulrich, New Vorarlberg, Abeskaland, Armbruster, Mojuatafurertopeopir, Vale-Beacon, Parliamentary Laramidia, Umeria, Lieges, Chioganah, Zelenskraine, Gotho, Antair, Corsarios, United Communes of Chile, Greater Albaina, Russkaya Svoboda, Weltbeherrschung, Zeelaa, Leszno, Nea Europa, The New Caledonia, Robbonia, Tatrum, Arbere, Bazlak, Leiningerland, Amicities, Immorsia, Boldia, Sloburg, Merakin, Bareu, Kebabian States, Slavatania, ROBLOX is Epic, Caoripp, Kalebo, Esvonia, The Real Roblox Empire, Jahass, Nghymru, Marmoren, The New Dawn Imperium, Kaspinia, Sicheslav, Yazakhvanian Empire, Ayslend, Europe a Nation, Nyvunnland, New Ylicia, Mynox, Lochaber and Glencoe, Malchalar, Grussland, Nova, The Asten Islands, Hidden Springs, Nova Espana, Svodarska, Europaterre, Gutarike, Zaznia, Betasia, Greater Morvonia, Nieuw Gent, Ostroban, Angvar, Greater Icelandia, Youdaho, NPO2, Quentenia, Coinin, Coire, European Narrra, Estji, Salarnsia, Warzakie, Vinesauceia, Oceanos, Chefactastyan, Tschechisches Reich, Adsuri, Zipser, and Valtrona.