Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6thMost Armed: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th
The Ur-Quan Masters of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Hesperonis

Population36.656 billion

CapitalDelta Crateris V
LeaderLord 353
FaithPath of Now and Forever

CurrencySa-Matra
AnimalDnyarri

The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord 353 with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 36.656 billion Ur-Quans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delta Crateris V. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hesperonisian economy, worth an astonishing 22,039 trillion Sa-Matras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 601,254 Sa-Matras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,675,650 per year while the poor average 84,089, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Dnyarri', and the only places to see Dnyarris now are at local zoos. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hesperonis's national animal is the Dnyarri, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Path of Now and Forever.

Hesperonis is ranked 3,937th in the world and 200th in Lazarus for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 36,343.31 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6thMost Armed: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thHighest Crime Rates: 15thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rdFattest Citizens: 23rdMost Rebellious Youth: 30thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48thHighest Disposable Incomes: 54thLargest Gambling Industry: 55thHighest Economic Output: 57thMost Avoided: 60thLargest Retail Industry: 65thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 131stHighest Average Incomes: 141stRudest Citizens: 177thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 195thLargest Mining Sector: 239thLargest Publishing Industry: 261stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 264thMost Efficient Economies: 296thLargest Insurance Industry: 318thMost Scientifically Advanced: 334thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 384thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 390thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 447thLargest Agricultural Sector: 449thSmartest Citizens: 687thLargest Populations: 689thMost Cultured: 821stMost Stationary: 940thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,066thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,124thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,865thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,975thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,937thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,653rdLargest Black Market: 6,361stMost Secular: 8,419thTop
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Most Influential: 11,819thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,740thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,369thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,723rd
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 82nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 200th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 250th in the regionMost Influential: 267th in the regionLargest Black Market: 346th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 425th in the regionMost Secular: 428th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 665th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 670th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 736th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, the only places to see Dnyarris now are at local zoos.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Dnyarri'.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, foreign football clubs wave the Hesperonisian flag before every game.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Delta Crateris V for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.

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