Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th Highest Crime Rates: 17th
The Ur-Quan Masters of
Capitalist Paradise
Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?
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Population33.708 billion

CapitalDelta Crateris V
LeaderLord 353
FaithPath of Now and Forever


The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord 353 with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 33.708 billion Ur-Quans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delta Crateris V. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hesperonisian economy, worth an astonishing 19,779 trillion Sa-Matras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 586,780 Sa-Matras, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,271,299 per year while the poor average 52,547, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, it's best not to ask what goes into Delta Crateris V Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and toddler groups haven taken over local libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hesperonis's national animal is the Dnyarri, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Path of Now and Forever.

Hesperonis is ranked 19,325th in the world and 607th in Lazarus for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14thHighest Crime Rates: 17thMost Armed: 18thFattest Citizens: 21stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rdMost Rebellious Youth: 32ndRudest Citizens: 37thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rdLargest Retail Industry: 47thHighest Disposable Incomes: 56thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58thHighest Economic Output: 59thLargest Gambling Industry: 59thMost Avoided: 62ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79thHighest Average Incomes: 124thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 201stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 209thLargest Mining Sector: 249thLargest Publishing Industry: 257thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 273rdLargest Insurance Industry: 357thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 417thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 445thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 452ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 596thLargest Populations: 715thSmartest Citizens: 726thMost Cultured: 959thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,013thMost Stationary: 1,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,273rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,672ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,678thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,716thLargest Black Market: 3,674thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,621stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,941stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,385thTop
Most Secular: 7,668thMost Pro-Market: 8,910thMost Influential: 9,459thHighest Drug Use: 11,225th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 78th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 79th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 102nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 107th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 162nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 201st in the regionMost Influential: 243rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 268th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 307th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 334th in the regionMost Secular: 369th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, toddler groups haven taken over local libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Hesperonis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, it's best not to ask what goes into Delta Crateris V Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, entire provinces are being suppressed for collectively "planning terrorist attacks".
  • : Hesperonis was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".


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