Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6thMost Armed: 13thHighest Crime Rates: 16th
The Ur-Quan Masters of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Hesperonis

Population37.639 billion

CapitalDelta Crateris V
LeaderLord 353
FaithPath of Now and Forever

CurrencySa-Matra
AnimalDnyarri

The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord 353 with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 37.639 billion Ur-Quans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delta Crateris V. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hesperonisian economy, worth an astonishing 22,885 trillion Sa-Matras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 608,039 Sa-Matras, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,168,056 per year while the poor average 62,921, a ratio of 50.3 to 1.

Confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hesperonis's national animal is the Dnyarri, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Path of Now and Forever.

Hesperonis is ranked 109th in the world and 3rd in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 829.01 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6thMost Armed: 13thHighest Crime Rates: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rdFattest Citizens: 23rdMost Rebellious Youth: 30thLargest Gambling Industry: 48thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48thHighest Disposable Incomes: 53rdMost Avoided: 57thHighest Economic Output: 58thLargest Retail Industry: 66thRudest Citizens: 109thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 132ndHighest Average Incomes: 141stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 173rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 201stLargest Mining Sector: 240thLargest Publishing Industry: 244thMost Efficient Economies: 275thLargest Insurance Industry: 307thMost Scientifically Advanced: 319thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 337thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 378thLargest Agricultural Sector: 419thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 506thSmartest Citizens: 640thMost Cultured: 678thLargest Populations: 680thMost Stationary: 913thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,141stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,308thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,079thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,671stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,412thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,654thLargest Black Market: 7,118thMost Secular: 9,043rdTop
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Most Influential: 12,048thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,294thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,341stMost Pro-Market: 21,958th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 94th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 225th in the regionMost Influential: 260th in the regionLargest Black Market: 352nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 377th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 417th in the regionMost Secular: 440th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 663rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Hesperonis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Hesperonis flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Hesperonis, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.

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