Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,652ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,728thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,126th
The Confederacy of
Corporate Police State
Profit Over People
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Helvetica Nationalists

Population792 million

CapitalGeneva

CurrencySwiss Franc
AnimalLion

The Confederacy of Helvetica Nationalists is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 792 million Swiss are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geneva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The powerhouse Swiss economy, worth 82.1 trillion Swiss Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,610 Swiss Francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 467,954 per year while the poor average 14,111, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Helvetica Nationalists's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Helvetica Nationalists is ranked 212,892nd in the world and 1,062nd in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 14,111.19 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,652ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,728thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,126thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,975thMost Influential: 9,547thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,690thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16,158thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,419thMost Patriotic: 18,541stLargest Insurance Industry: 19,893rdMost Corrupt Governments: 21,580thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,240thLargest Retail Industry: 25,600th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 43rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 82nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 84th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 100th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 100th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 110th in the regionMost Extreme: 110th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Helvetica Nationalists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Helvetica Nationalists, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
  • : Following new legislation in Helvetica Nationalists, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Helvetica Nationalists, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Helvetica Nationalists, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Helvetica Nationalists, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Helvetica Nationalists was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Helvetica Nationalists was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Helvetica Nationalists, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Helvetica Nationalists, clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage.

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