Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,989thMost Pacifist: 5,587thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,557th
The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
Go back to Party City where you belong!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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Heltacto

Population874 million

CapitalParty City

CurrencyPhi
AnimalSigma Male

The United Socialist States of Heltacto is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 874 million Heltactoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Party City. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Heltactoan economy, worth 51.5 trillion Phis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,936 Phis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Heltactoan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heltacto's national animal is the Sigma Male, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Heltacto is ranked 105,131st in the world and 459th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 154.32890817388 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,989thTop
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Most Pacifist: 5,587thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,557thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,234thMost Income Equality: 7,479thMost Influential: 8,620thSafest: 10,272ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,368thTop
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Most Inclusive: 13,320thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,961stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,318thNicest Citizens: 15,383rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,042ndHighest Food Quality: 21,569thLowest Crime Rates: 22,682ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,811thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,100thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,293rdMost Beautiful Environments: 24,334th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 34th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 136th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 150th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Heltacto voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Heltacto voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Following new legislation in Heltacto, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Heltacto, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Heltactoan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Heltacto voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Inflationary Practices".
  • : Heltacto was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Heltacto, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
  • : Following new legislation in Heltacto, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Heltacto, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Heltacto, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".

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