Population | 5.116 billion |
Capital | Yaculp Bay |
Leader | President General Rogerman Jorerheadson |
Currency | Lucifer |
Animal | Chickendeldestruction |
The Based Semi-Stratocracy of Hellburnenstein is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President General Rogerman Jorerheadson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.116 billion Hellburnensteiniards have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yaculp Bay. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hellburnensteinian economy, worth 846 trillion Lucifers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 165,476 Lucifers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the government is reining in public spending, and state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellburnenstein's national animal is the Chickendeldestruction, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Hellburnenstein is ranked 52,441st in the world and 1st in sus is mildly sus my guy for Most Stationary, with 846.12250014792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hellburnenstein voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Hellburnenstein voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Hellburnenstein, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
- : Following new legislation in Hellburnenstein, the government is reining in public spending.
- : Hellburnenstein was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Hellburnenstein lodged a message on the Sus is mildly sus my guy Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Hellburnenstein, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Hellburnenstein, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
- : Following new legislation in Hellburnenstein, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Hellburnenstein was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Reprapburg and Kartoffel Anarchy.