Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,868thMost Cultured: 3,052ndNicest Citizens: 3,149th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Never give up
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population7.077 billion

CapitalFrost City


The Republic of Hellbardia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Shogun with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.077 billion Hellbardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frost City. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hellbardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,350 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,889 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellbardia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Hellbardia is ranked 7,860th in the world and 20th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,794.85 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,868thTop
Most Cultured: 3,052ndNicest Citizens: 3,149thHighest Food Quality: 3,227thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,561stHealthiest Citizens: 3,664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,713thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,754thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,756thMost Efficient Economies: 3,848thMost Influential: 4,044thMost Developed: 4,117thMost Inclusive: 4,144thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,526thSmartest Citizens: 4,557thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,682ndRudest Citizens: 4,819thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,934thMost Armed: 5,527thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,123rdLargest Governments: 6,327thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,711thLowest Crime Rates: 7,103rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,341stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,625thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,860thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,911thHighest Average Incomes: 8,332ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,305thBest Weather: 9,794thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,262ndLargest Welfare Programs: 11,391stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,821stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,780thHighest Economic Output: 14,993rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,874thMost Stationary: 18,482ndMost Patriotic: 19,735thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,782nd
Nicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hellbardia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Hellbardia was endorsed by The United Kingdom Allied of West Papua states.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellbardia, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellbardia, restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellbardia, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellbardia, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellbardia, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • : Hellbardia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Reventus Koth"".
  • : Hellbardia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Providing Paid Leave".
  • : Following new legislation in Hellbardia, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose.