Population | 9.75 billion |
Capital | Springfield |
Leader | Helen Lovejoy |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | deer |
The Town Gossip of Helen Lovejoy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Helen Lovejoy with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.75 billion Helen Lovejoyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springfield. The average income tax rate is 50.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Helen Lovejoyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,220 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 125,141 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime is totally unknown. Helen Lovejoy's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Helen Lovejoy is ranked 153,146th in the world and 38th in 4chan for Most Stationary, with 149.05277266172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Helen Lovejoy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Helen Lovejoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Helen Lovejoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Helen Lovejoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Helen Lovejoy's influence in 4chan rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Helen Lovejoy's influence in 4chan rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Helen Lovejoy's influence in 4chan rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Helen Lovejoy's influence in 4chan rose from "Zero" to "Page".
- : Helen Lovejoy relocated from Suspicious to 4chan.
- : Helen Lovejoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.