Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,725thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,858thMost Secular: 8,908th
The 2nd Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
You Can't Stop Sweaty Unibrows
King James Tiberius Brandish
Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Heds Sloopacran

Population9 billion

CapitalRoundbottom
LeaderKing James Tiberius Brandish
FaithChurch of Larry of the Latter-Day Paints

Currencybitcoin
Animallion

The 2nd Republic of Heds Sloopacran is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King James Tiberius Brandish with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9 billion Heds Sloopacranians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roundbottom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.9%.

The all-consuming Heds Sloopacranian economy, worth 823 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,544 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Heds Sloopacran has found 1 easter egg), and "King James Tiberius Brandish got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heds Sloopacran's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Larry of the Latter-Day Paints.

Heds Sloopacran is ranked 264,161st in the world and 2nd in Meerkanteel for Most Stationary, with 13.56000521048 days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,725thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,858thMost Secular: 8,908thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,043rdNudest: 11,080thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,024thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,601stTop
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Largest Black Market: 16,356thLargest Retail Industry: 18,106thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,315thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,758thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,782ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,798thLargest Publishing Industry: 29,203rd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

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