Population | 9 billion |
Capital | Roundbottom |
Leader | King James Tiberius Brandish |
Faith | Church of Larry of the Latter-Day Paints |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | lion |
The 2nd Republic of Heds Sloopacran is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King James Tiberius Brandish with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9 billion Heds Sloopacranians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roundbottom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.9%.
The all-consuming Heds Sloopacranian economy, worth 823 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,544 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.
Pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Heds Sloopacran has found 1 easter egg), and "King James Tiberius Brandish got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heds Sloopacran's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Larry of the Latter-Day Paints.
Heds Sloopacran is ranked 264,161st in the world and 2nd in Meerkanteel for Most Stationary, with 13.56000521048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Heds Sloopacran's influence in Meerkanteel fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Heds Sloopacran's influence in Meerkanteel fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : Heds Sloopacran's influence in Meerkanteel fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Heds Sloopacran's influence in Meerkanteel fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : Heds Sloopacran's influence in Meerkanteel fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
- : Heds Sloopacran's influence in Meerkanteel fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : Heds Sloopacran's influence in Meerkanteel fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
- : Heds Sloopacran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Heds Sloopacran's influence in Meerkanteel rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Heds Sloopacran relocated from Osiris to Meerkanteel.