Population | 33.48 billion |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | Mod Warning |
Animal | Mod Warning |
The Moderated Nation of Heck Land is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.48 billion Heck Landians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Heck Landian economy, worth a remarkable 9,611 trillion Mod Warnings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 287,083 Mod Warnings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,814,320 per year while the poor average 18,975, a ratio of 95.6 to 1.
Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, and governments opposing Heck Land are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Heck Land's national animal is the Mod Warning, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Heck Land is ranked 147,591st in the world and 317th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 172.27911196352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Heck Land's influence in Europeia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Heck Land was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Federal Republic of Cutias, killing 4 million zombies.
- : Heck Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead, the Top 5% for Most Zombified, and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
- : Heck Land's influence in Europeia rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Heck Land relocated from Balder to Europeia.
- : Heck Land was refounded in Balder.