The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.965 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 41,286 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,116,916 Fwooshes, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, the only place where one can see the HC Eredivisiean cherry tree is in a museum, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and police nightsticks see use all day long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 46,067^th in the world and 42^nd in belgium for Most Developed, scoring 65.31 on the Human Development Index.