Population | 40.986 billion |
Capital | A little village up the coast |
Leader | Richard |
Faith | Max Barryism |
Currency | Fwoosh |
Animal | Hctib Elttil |
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.986 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 45,593 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,112,411 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, postcards from HC Eredivisiean driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.
HC Eredivisie is ranked 270,171st in the world and 206th in belgium for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.46 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
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HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
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HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
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HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
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HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
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HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
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HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
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HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
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HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
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HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Riemstagrad,
Spoenerviel, and
Ravania Belgica.