Highest Economic Output: 3rd Largest Mining Sector: 3rd Highest Average Incomes: 4th
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
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Worldrankings: First and last.
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Truckler
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
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HC Eredivisie

Population35.523 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
LeaderRichard
FaithMax Barryism

CurrencyFwoosh
AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.523 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 38,861 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,093,988 Fwooshes, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to HC Eredivisie, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 1,732nd in the world and 2nd in belgium for Rudest Citizens, with 224.62 Insults Per Minute.

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Highest Economic Output: 3rdLargest Mining Sector: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 4thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Black Market: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28thMost Corrupt Governments: 38thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 39thMost Avoided: 40thHighest Poor Incomes: 43rdLargest Governments: 85thMost Subsidized Industry: 97thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 111thFattest Citizens: 132ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 137thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155thMost Secular: 192ndLowest Crime Rates: 281stMost Advanced Public Transport: 298thMost Efficient Economies: 385thLargest Populations: 400thLargest Retail Industry: 563rdLargest Gambling Industry: 729thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,109thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,732ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,919thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,701stMost Influential: 5,858thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,880thTop
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Most Conservative: 10,879thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,761stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,524thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,388th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by Drink a stella.
  • : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by The Belgian Detective of Hercule Poirot.
  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to HC Eredivisie.

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