The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, fear of technology, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.597 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 41,913 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,114,818 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, skyscrapers get built in just days, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 220,394^th in the world and 179^th in belgium for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.28 Bananas Ingested Per Day.