The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.523 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 38,861 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,093,988 Fwooshes, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to HC Eredivisie, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 1,732^nd in the world and 2^nd in belgium for Rudest Citizens, with 224.62 Insults Per Minute.