Population | 5.522 billion |
Currency | florin |
Animal | falcon |
The Republic of Hawk53 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.522 billion Hawk53ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 54.2%.
The thriving Hawk53ian economy, worth 491 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,962 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-florin charge on their phone bill, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, polygamy is legal, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawk53's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Hawk53 is ranked 213,287th in the world and 5,843rd in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 34.15259619788 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hawk53, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
- : Hawk53 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Hawk53, polygamy is legal.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk53, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk53, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-florin charge on their phone bill.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk53, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
- : Hawk53's influence in Suspicious rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Hawk53's influence in Suspicious rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Hawk53, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk53, high school bands practice by moonlight.