Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,205thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,180th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Hawk53

Population5.522 billion

Currencyflorin
Animalfalcon

The Republic of Hawk53 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.522 billion Hawk53ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 54.2%.

The thriving Hawk53ian economy, worth 491 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,962 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-florin charge on their phone bill, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, polygamy is legal, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawk53's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hawk53 is ranked 213,287th in the world and 5,843rd in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 34.15259619788 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,205thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,180th
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Most Inclusive: 107th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 162nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 165th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 218th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 335th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 335th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 444th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 471st in the regionLargest Black Market: 499th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 534th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 539th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 549th in the regionLargest Governments: 561st in the regionMost Developed: 565th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 581st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 611th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 626th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 654th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 677th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 720th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 721st in the regionBest Weather: 797th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 811th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 824th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hawk53, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Hawk53 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Hawk53, polygamy is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawk53, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawk53, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-florin charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawk53, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Hawk53's influence in Suspicious rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Hawk53's influence in Suspicious rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Hawk53, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • : Following new legislation in Hawk53, high school bands practice by moonlight.

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