Population | 7.14 billion |
Currency | denier |
Animal | giraffe |
The Republic of Hawk11 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.14 billion Hawk11ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Hawk11ian economy, worth 872 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,148 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Bills about shades of lipstick are frequently introduced in the nation's legislature, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawk11's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Hawk11 is ranked 286,194th in the world and 8,345th in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 4.1985737018 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hawk11's influence in Suspicious rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Hawk11, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk11, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk11, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk11, bills about shades of lipstick are frequently introduced in the nation's legislature.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk11, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
- : Hawk11's influence in Suspicious rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Hawk11's influence in Suspicious rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Hawk11, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Hawk11, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities.