The Celestial Empire of Hashems is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gyamotso with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.382 billion Unimans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heilig. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.4%.

The powerhouse Uniman economy, worth 875 trillion Imperial Merits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,542 Imperial Merits, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hashems's national animal is the Gorilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Nobles' Path.

Hashems is ranked 121,286^th in the world and 1^st in Gensokyo Grassroots Federation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.57 law-abiding acts per hour.