The Free Republic of Harjanika is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 633 million Harjanikans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harjan City. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Harjanikan economy, worth 34.4 trillion Harjis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,336 Harjis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harjanika's national animal is the Harjanikan Penguinian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Harjanika is ranked 196,032^nd in the world and 1,196^th in 10000 Islands for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 48.44 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.