The Free Land of Haprus Nanari is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Omnipotent Reverend Bobby with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.029 billion Kakistocracies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 14.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Haprus Nanarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,390 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 216,760 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, we all come from the sea, and planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Haprus Nanari's national animal is the Pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheistic.

Haprus Nanari is ranked 60,292^nd in the world and 3,035^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,686.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.