Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,282ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,120th
The Holy Empire of
Right-wing Utopia
From Love Comes Happiness
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.675 billion



The Holy Empire of Happiness- is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.675 billion Happy People are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Happy economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion Tears a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 96,259 Tears, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 430,391 per year while the poor average 13,349, a ratio of 32.2 to 1.

In a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Happiness-'s national animal is the Cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Happiness- is ranked 223,146th in the world and 79th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.24 crimes per hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,282ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,120thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,549thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,401stMost Influential: 18,620thMost Efficient Economies: 19,347thHighest Economic Output: 20,455thMost Devout: 20,645thMost Developed: 21,260thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,169thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,529th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the region

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