Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,934thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,880th
The Holy Empire of
Right-wing Utopia
From Love Comes Happiness
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Happiness-

Population9.274 billion

CapitalJoy
FaithChristianity

CurrencyTear
AnimalCougar

The Holy Empire of Happiness- is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.274 billion Happy People are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Happy economy, worth 891 trillion Tears a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 96,164 Tears, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,483 per year while the poor average 13,874, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

A formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, big game hunters travel to Happiness- to try their hand at shark-shooting, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Happiness-'s national animal is the Cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Happiness- is ranked 153,015th in the world and 34th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.

Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,934thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,880thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,720thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,733rdMost Stationary: 16,620thMost Influential: 18,321stMost Devout: 18,521stMost Efficient Economies: 18,918thMost Developed: 20,035thHighest Economic Output: 21,934thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,292ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,715th
Top
5%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Happiness- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Happiness- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Happiness- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Happiness-, in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Happiness-, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Happiness- was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Right-wing Utopia".
  • : Happiness- changed its national motto to "From Love Comes Happiness".
  • : Happiness- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Happiness- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Happiness-, big game hunters travel to Happiness- to try their hand at shark-shooting.

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