Nudest: 1,551stBest Weather: 3,776thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,963rd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
God, Homeland, Liberty, Love
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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HAPAM

Population2.14 billion

CapitalDevil
LeaderHappy
FaithHapamianity

CurrencyPeso
AnimalUnicorn

The Republic of HAPAM is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Happy with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.14 billion HAPAMians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devil. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient HAPAMian economy, worth 277 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,707 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

HAPAM has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, the government is avowedly secular, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HAPAM's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hapamianity.

HAPAM is ranked 4,789th in the world and 9th in India for Healthiest Citizens, with 20.23 bananas ingested per day.

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Nudest: 1,551stTop
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Best Weather: 3,776thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,963rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,789thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,963rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,641stMost Pacifist: 5,837thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,433rdNicest Citizens: 6,775thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,813thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,063rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,136thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,149thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,437thSafest: 7,776thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,036thHighest Food Quality: 8,427thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,436thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,846thMost Influential: 9,122ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,974thMost Inclusive: 10,270thMost Developed: 10,394thMost Cultured: 11,259thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,612thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,679thLargest Governments: 14,226thSmartest Citizens: 14,844thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,912thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,100thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,999thMost Efficient Economies: 16,532ndMost Income Equality: 17,725thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 21,873rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,224th
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HAPAM was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in HAPAM, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in HAPAM, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in HAPAM, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in HAPAM, HAPAM has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in HAPAM, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • : HAPAM was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Rajputana Kingdom.
  • : HAPAM was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : HAPAM voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Crime Victims' Rights Act".
  • : Following new legislation in HAPAM, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade HAPAMian Moonshine".

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