Highest Wealthy Incomes: 423rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 883rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,016th
The 𝔐ᴀʀɪᴛɪᴍᴇ 𝔐ᴇʀᴄʜᴀɴᴛ 𝔊ᴜɪʟᴅs of
Corporate Bordello
It is necessary to sail the seas; unnecessary to live.
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Hanseatic League

Population11.241 billion

CapitalLübeck
LeaderGroßbürger Thadeus Kaufmann
FaithBaltic Lutheran Church

Currencystaatsmark
AnimalBaltic Eagle

The 𝔐ᴀʀɪᴛɪᴍᴇ 𝔐ᴇʀᴄʜᴀɴᴛ 𝔊ᴜɪʟᴅs of Hanseatic League is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Großbürger Thadeus Kaufmann with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.241 billion Hansa are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lübeck. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hanseatic economy, worth a remarkable 3,113 trillion staatsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 277,013 staatsmarks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,483,717 per year while the poor average 3,957, a ratio of 627 to 1.

School nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hanseatic League's national animal is the Baltic Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Baltic Lutheran Church.

Hanseatic League is ranked 203,351st in the world and 787th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 43.78974280788 days.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 423rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 883rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,016thRudest Citizens: 1,159thMost Efficient Economies: 1,576thMost Pro-Market: 1,583rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,992ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,065thSmartest Citizens: 2,712thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,027thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,376thMost Developed: 3,588thHighest Average Incomes: 3,806thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,944thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,031stMost Secular: 4,850thHighest Food Quality: 5,313thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,448thLargest Governments: 5,512thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,340thHighest Economic Output: 6,881stMost Inclusive: 7,612thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,256thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,655thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,088thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,688thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,200thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,774thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,575thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,960thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,478thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,753rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,735thFattest Citizens: 22,875thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,607thSafest: 23,756thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,993rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,654thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,809thMost Patriotic: 26,315th
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 52nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 66th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 68th in the regionFattest Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Developed: 73rd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Secular: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 92nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 109th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 121st in the region

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