Population | 11.241 billion |
Capital | Lübeck |
Leader | Großbürger Thadeus Kaufmann |
Faith | Baltic Lutheran Church |
Currency | staatsmark |
Animal | Baltic Eagle |
The 𝔐ᴀʀɪᴛɪᴍᴇ 𝔐ᴇʀᴄʜᴀɴᴛ 𝔊ᴜɪʟᴅs of Hanseatic League is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Großbürger Thadeus Kaufmann with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.241 billion Hansa are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lübeck. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Hanseatic economy, worth a remarkable 3,113 trillion staatsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 277,013 staatsmarks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,483,717 per year while the poor average 3,957, a ratio of 627 to 1.
School nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hanseatic League's national animal is the Baltic Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Baltic Lutheran Church.
Hanseatic League is ranked 203,351st in the world and 787th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 43.78974280788 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hanseatic League, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
- : Following new legislation in Hanseatic League, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Hanseatic League, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth.
- : Following new legislation in Hanseatic League, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites.
- : Hanseatic League was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Hanseatic League's influence in Europe rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Hanseatic League relocated from The Rejected Realms to Europe.
- : Hanseatic League's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Hanseatic League relocated from Europe to The Rejected Realms.
- : Hanseatic League was ejected from Europe by The Useless Lesbian of German Social Democracy.