The Democratic People's Republic of Hanatono is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Taliah Correa with a fair hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.039 billion Hanatonans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanatania City. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hanatonan economy, worth 256 trillion pearls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 125,857 pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, farting etiquette is taught in schools, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hanatono's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hanashi.

Hanatono is ranked 211,048^th in the world and 9^th in Grand Pacifica for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -7.21 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.